Ho Ho Ho! *Cough Spit Gargle*
‘Tis the season to be jolly well broke!
Ok why not give your loved ones something different this year? We’re offering full shoots from as little as £100 with the Panda Stocking Filler! Vouchers available so if you get your scoot on you’ll get it in time for Christmas Day – we can even email you the voucher so you can print it yourself if you’re stuck for time etc.
Anyhoo details below smurflings… tell yo friends to tell their friends, I’m sure there’s loads of men stuck for ideas this crimbo! 
Paaaaaaaaandaaaaa! *Sniff Snarl*